So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…
WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES
So my girlfriends sock was lying on the ground inside out and I was afraid I’d wake her up from laughing so hard.
with & without makeup.
Are there no 90° angles in your kitchen? Have we got the answer for you…
It pinches your s’more together. That is all.
Is one banana too much, but zero is not enough? With the Nana Saver, you can eat one half and save the other for when you come back to reality you delusional muppet.
Are those pesky cucumbers not fitting in your Nana Saver? You need this, too.
Do you not have a stove or a microwave or an oven? Then you probably want your only appliance to be a glorified cheese melter.
If only there were already a 4-pronged tool to pull pickles out of a jar…if only…
Noodle Splatter Shield
Even for Japan this is pretty ridiculous.
Spreading butter has always been a way too unpredictable part of my life.
“I’d rather be in the garage than the kitchen. Hardy har har!”
Motorized Ice Cream Cone
Stick your tongue out and let the batteries do the work. Available for the low, low price of your soul.
Don’t use the vacuum in the same room as her
you are my sunshine
my only sunshine
you make me happy
when skies are gray
you’ll never know dear
how much i love you
please dont take
my sunshine away
this is the most beautiful post i have ever seen I’m my life
This makes me a happy Irish man